George Santos Arrested

Another poor black man arrested.

Well, shit. I don’t even know this George Santos.

Happy Days are here again!

JUST IN: Here's George Santos' 13-count indictment

He gets arrested but Trump walks free.

Five counts of wire fraud

Three counts of unlawful monetary transactions

Well....there is some hope! Now...will he resign or be thrown out?

Thirteen FELONIES!

Lube up, you crazy bitch. Lube up!

He is looking at some serious jail time.

Great job, REPUBLICANS, letting yet another FELON into top-secret meetings where he had access to our security details.

Bang-up job you dumb bastards.

R4 and R10

I hope we find out some day the truth about why it is TAKING SO FUCKING LONG to get Trump.

Another attack on an innocent trans. Free Kitara!

Now go after the orange Grand Poobah of con artists!

I wasn’t arrested. I’m in town because I was invited to be the keynote speaker at a courthouse function.

They arrested my identical twin brother. I'm ok.

For some reason, when I see pictures of George Santos, I think of the recently departed Dame Edna. Pictures of Santos just have a comical aspect to them, though Edna was in on the joke. This guy just wants to live it -- on the public's dime.

Time to confess. I'm an undercover agent for JFK, Jr guys! We are taking down the Global Elite within the US government and Elon and Putin are helping. So, no worries! It will all come out soon. It's part of The Plan. God's Plan.

Yes, George Anthony Kitara Santos Devolder Rivanche has committed crimes, but he's also the best-selling recording artist of all times. Surely he gets a pass.

When did he become a US citizen?

Will this effect debt ceiling talks/voting?

Greencarded in, R23. He and CroMarge are secretly married. He can't get enough of her huge, throbbing shenis and Qevin McC loves to watch!

and expose all the long island NYer repugs that greased the machine that put this fool in office. humiliate them all.

Wondering if fast-tracking Santos’s indictments may set precedent for indicting another elected official on similar charges—soon.

He’s a major flight risk. So, lock him up!

It's me Taylor Swift, how dare you! Where are my smelling salts!

He needs to be kicked out. He lied. Enough of the unethics.

And just when he was about to find the cure for cancer, AIDS, and COVID-19!

The US is heading into Third World country territory.

Have his alma maters of Harvard, Yale, MIT and Baruch College/CUNY issued statements yet?

OP, he's NOT Black. He's Brown, Hispanic. And he's our Brother

Santos, if that's his real name, is a lying sociopath.

[quote]JUST IN: Here's George Santos' 13-count indictment

Everything but the bloodhounds nippin' at his rear end.

R25 gets a W&W just for "CroMarge".

Now maybe we can discover who bankrolled him...

Obviously the money man behind Santos is Hunter Biden, R41. He and his giant, beautiful wang orchestrated this entire fiasco to smear the good-hearted Republican patriots! The Biden Crime Family strikes again!

Can we get a copy of the booking sheet, and learn once and for all the grifter queen’s real name?

Karma is coming for Kitara🤣🤣😂

and yet Matt Gaetz still walks among us.

He's lucky he didn't get charged for that terrible drag outfit. (Sorry for the Fox link.)

I cannot tell a lie. I chopped down that cherry tree.

Another conservative black man targeted by the radical left!

What a horrible week for late night talk shows to be off the air due to the writer's strike. Can you imagine the fun Steve Colbert, Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, SNL and Bill Maher could have with this breaking news ?

BTW, like a good American citizen I switched to FOX NEWS this morning to see their coverage while all the other networks were breaking this around 10 am (when the indictments were hot off the press) and not a peep from them. They had more important things to cover - Hunter Biden.

Oh no! How will he get by if he's thrown out of Congress?

Good thing he got charged with five counts of wire fraud. Don't think he'll have to worry about paying for anything himself soon.

[quote]And just when he was about to find the cure for cancer, AIDS, and COVID-19!

Fuck COVID-19. I've to the cure for COVID-28!

I'm a Latina woman and I can personally say that Biden did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit and it was for the worse. Everything was so much better under Trump though. I felt respected, as all women feel respected when it comes to Trump - which I never do when democrats are involved. Ask honest to the core Tara Reade!

Great news. Republicans are evil. They'd hire Satan to run their church if there was something in it for them. "Look away, never mind that lying criminal grifter, we got our guns, hate, and tax breaks!"

Once upon a time there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Detroit, Michigan. At 15, she was spotted by an Ebony Fashion Fair talent scout and her modeling career took off.

That girl was ME!

Here’s the actual mugshot. Wow.

Don’t let the fucker out!! No bail! Salt pork and molasses is all he should be fed

WHY DON'T THEY ARREST JUSTICE THOMAS FOR FINANCIAL FRAUD AS WELL??????

Santos deserves this. But its ALWAYS the lowest hanging fruit they go after.

Jared Kushner grifted several BILLION dollars in the Middle East.

And we get Kitara for 75K.

That. Mugshot is the perfect photo of a malignant narcissist who for one second has come to see facts and himself as they are.

Are they housing Miss Kitara in Cellblock D?

Next up: Dancing With The Stars!!!!

I just LOLed on a train when I saw the mugshot. That is a quintessential deer in headlights moment. And he did a sloppy job shaving this morning. I suspect Santos is more upset about his appearance than the charges right now, initially. He's been at this for years and is likely experiencing some form of denial.

She's looking paniced in her mugshot, no?

He's probably like Trump and didn't expect to win. Only wanted to grift as much as possible from running.

Where can I donate to the Kitara Rivache Legal Defense Fund?

Of course they wait until AFTER her coronation to arrest her. Who’s running the UK now?

You guys - I can't stop laughing at the answers in this thread ! Please, keep them coming !!!

So will he be removed as a representative?!

Who decides who replaces him?

Will his district vote in a democrat?

What will that shift in the House?

The cowardly GOP are sticking by their grifting drag Queen.

R73 McCarthy will do everything in his power to keep him in office. The last thing he would want is a special election and a Dem wins the seat (as it has traditionally happened). The House is working with a razor thin majority as it is, they can't afford to lose a single seat.

MY QUESTION - what has his BFF Moron Taylor Greene have to say about this ?

That mugshot looks like AI, are we sure it’s real?

Wait, That IS NOT HIS MUGSHOT! (I don't think). If you look at pics of him in New York outside of the courthouse, he has different clothes on. The Twitter "mugshot" shoes him in a tie and a different jacket. I think it's either AI or another photo.

Funny how he's getting the book thrown at him, whilst Aaron Schock got off with barely a slap on the wrist...

They have the wrong person! He’s not George Santos.

R78 In all fairness, Shock was much cuter and sexier. I would have done the same if I were Shock's judge - and asked for his gratitude in my private chambers.

I think this case is going to prove a lot to people and not just the obvious. Of ALL the corrupt people in Congress who've been investigated and in trouble in recent years, THIS is the guy who gets arrested. And he deserves it. But it also proves to us all that the poor and non-connected get the full force of the law while the more privileged always, ALWAYS seem to get better deals or get away entirely.

Both Dems and Republicans in Congress have been able to weasel out of prosecution in recent years, the worst cases leading to them resigning from Congress but nothing more. Santos is poor, stupid, was desperate to be something he wasn't and never was. He lied, conned and grifted but he's still a poor gay Latino. Had he been the son of a privileged family, or more generally liked, or maybe even cuter, it just wouldn't have played out like this.

We should all take note of that as all of this plays out. (And God-forbid Trump becomes president again but if he does, you just know he's gonna pardon little gay Georgie who's been more than willing to do his bidding during his short stay in Congress.)

I was going to say something similar R82. Look at how fast these charges came down on Kitara, yet Trump, Roger Stone, Bannon, Mike Flynn, Rudy, et al.--years and years have passed and nothing so far. I'm not a Merrick Garland hater, but DOJ could've moved much faster on those investigations.

"The $500,000 bond package is secured by three sureties. Santos' lawyer Joe Murray told NBC News they want to keep their identities sealed because they are worried about retaliation."

R82, Santos isn’t some poor little nobody, though. Someone spent a lot of money on his campaign; someone bothered to post bail. And McCarthy cares; he’s protected Santos so far, even though the NY House members begged him to kick Santos out.

R82 and R83 I think it's because those other criminals knew how to cleverly cover up thier crimes, making it very hard to nab them right away.

Santos, on the other hand, does not appear to be 'that smart' and probably left a paper trail right to his computer. Much easier to arrest him quickly when he left all the evidence right there.

[quote]He lied, conned and grifted but he's still a poor gay Latino.

Oh, boo-hoo, r82.

R83, Bannon was indicted on new criminal charges at the end of last year. Flynn and Stone, of course, were both pardoned by Trump.

'After emerging from the courthouse following his arraignment, Santos expressed confidence that some of the charges against him are "inaccurate."

"I'm gonna have to go and fight to defend myself," Santos told a throng of reporters on Long Island.

"The reality is it's a witch hunt because it makes no sense that in four months, five months, I'm indicted," said Santos, who then railed against President Joe Biden and his family, referencing a Republican memo released earlier in the day alleging his family members received funds from "foreign destinations." (The memo does not detail a specific allegation of a crime committed by the family or relative of the president).

"I'm gonna fight my battle, I'm going to deliver," Santos said, adding that he will clear his name.' - NBC NEWS

So some of the charges are inaccurate, while others are indeed accurate?

Some journalist needs to look into who posted bail in this bitch

Leave George alone.

His mother died twice.

Hasn't he suffered enough?

I heard Ray Ban put up the bond.

I hate to see this brave man persecuted for being what he is! I stand with him!

How soon before someone starts a Go Fund Me Page for him to help pay his legal defense bills ?

He embezzled money to buy designer clothes!

and Madison Cawthorn stills rolls along, albeit not in Congress R 46.

Gurl. This bitch isn't gay. He wears that dark blue blazer over that faded black sweater -- a color combination that would send any self-respecting gay man into histrionics.

Agree R97. He's a fat, effeminate, try hard straight. Ick.

[quote]The reality is it's a witch hunt because it makes no sense that in four months, five months, I'm indicted," said Santos...

Well, honey, you ARE a witch.

I told him that a combover needs lots of hairspray.

Putz.

And he’s ugly. That’s the worst part of all this.

Bitch needs to go shopping at the Rand Paul Korean Wig Emporium

How dumb are the people in his district that voted for this fucking fraud?

Santos will skip parole and flee to Brazil, where he will attain great success hosting a rebooted version of "The Moment of Truth."

R103 He ain’t a freakin libtard. Now it’s GTL day, mudafucka.

[quote]Santos will skip parole and flee to Brazil

Miss Fugga's passport has been confiscated.

He will be defeated in the primary before the trial even starts.

He is asexual but not by choice.

My schadenfreude is off the charts.

😁 Is he considered [italic] Cagemeat ?

R110, he’s cut. He performed his own circumcision.

Alright, I’m going to unwatch this thread. Take care.

🕍 Rabbi George Jacob Santoskovich

I would bet he's uncut.

[quote]Santos was born on July 22, 1988, to Fátima Aziza Caruso Horta Devolder and Gercino António dos Santos Jr. (known as Junior), both of whom were born in Brazil.

Not guilty!

His grandparents were in the Holocaust and his mom died on 9/11.

The man has suffered enough

Which prisons have a volleyball team? Miss Kitara was a STAH volleyball player, you know.

In prison, he'll be a star tight end.

R95, shakes head. I hate fat fashion queens. I know bad, but I’m just saying. Work on your fitness then wear haute couture.

He could do a remake of The Longest Yard, except with volleyball instead of football

He embezzled money for designer clothes?

I've yet to see any evidence of this. He always looks like a schlub wearing a suit with a sweater. Dude, it's not that cold!

[quote]He always looks like a schlub wearing a suit with a sweater. Dude, it's not that cold!

It's the only way I can keep all those nasty men from ogling my perfect perky nipples.

Has his mother commented yet?

Quote from his mother, Fátima Aziza Caruso Horta Devolder: "Não o conheço" ( I don't know him).

The stress of this has caused my mom to die AGAIN!

Did he submit Brad Pitt's photo as his own mug shot?

[quote]How dumb are the people in his district that voted for this fucking fraud?

R103 How about the ones who are still rallying around him, and promise to re-elect him again ? They all need lobotomies.

R131. I think they’ve already HAD lobotomies!

[Quote]😁 Is he considered Cagemeat ?

R113 More like [italic]deranged[/italic] meat.

Only if you're vegan/vegetarian.

You remember "Bend it Like Beckham"?

It's time for "Spike it Like Kitara"!

THIS goober! Strictly JV-level crap he stupidly didn't think would catch up with him. He's on a par with Shitler in terms of lack of brainz.

What drag number should Miss Kitara do in the Cellblock D talent show? Material Girl or Nasty? Maybe I should start a poll.

They're throwing the book at Santos while Trump, Cawthorn, Cockgobbler get off because Santos is fat, ugly, brown, and did drag. Way too many strikes against him. Trump was President and a media icon before politics, so he'll remain beyond full reproach. Cawthorn is young, blonde, has a very handsome face, and is a cripple, so double sympathy points. Cockgobbler has a very fit body that keeps the Arab billionaires shoving their thick oiled cocks deep in his muscle pussy. Santos has no redeeming qualities to save his ass, so it's off to prison with his shlubby, guppie-lipped, kitten heel and synthetic hair wearing self. You know he has a smelly ass. No Barry-style breakout for him!

Also, R24 it's affect not effect.

R138 I think they're throwing the book at him because he made it so damn easy for them to do so. He's not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree - he didn't know how to cover his tracks like the rest of them did.

Cawthorn didn't do nearly the number of illegal things that Santos did, some financial shit in his office for which he paid a fine.

At first I also wondered if it's because of Kitara being a shlubby gay that this happened so quickly, but I think it's because it's a really easy case to win. Sounds like there's a paper trail a mile long. Besides, both Democrats and Republicans want to see Santos go away so it would be a win-win for some federal prosecutors.

🤗 One can easily tell by his classic style of dress that he is a true scholar who graduated at the top of his class at Harvard Law School.

I bet he learned to dress so well from his education at the elite Horace Mann School and because his mother was such a high flying Wall Street finance executive.

Give this man some Toppik!

[quote]What drag number should Miss Kitara do in the Cellblock D talent show? Material Girl or Nasty? Maybe I should start a poll.

"Miss Santos Regrets"

I doubt she's all that tight, R121.

He passed himself off as Jewish and roped in Jewish voters in Nassau County. You bet your ass he’s going to prison.

R137, I wanna see Kitara do "Hey, Big Spender" from Sweet Charity

New York Jews aren't that stupid.

According to Sunny Hostin (The View) yesterday, the United States Attorney for the Eastern District of New York (who arrested Santos) NEVER, EVER loses a case. The office would never have arrested him if they didn't think they would win this case against him.

Lock him up !

Jews have always been persecuted…..

R154 - Well, he’s so full of shit, I would say he’s about to explode. Good God, clear the decks!

Another strong black woman arrested!

[italic] Reparations ! Reparations !

r152 I still don't get it.

r160 That was kind of my point at r151. What does Andrew Cuomo have to do with NY Jews?

Begging for campaign donations. Does this bitch have any shame?

R163- Oh, my! The drama, honey, the drama. 😏 I suggest she put on her most flattering outfit and Sashay away. 💃

I think Georgie thinks he's Donald Trump, and his minions will help him out. He's no Donald Trump, though.

R165- Aren't they abandoning him in droves?

Can she still order Gucci and Ozempic from her jail cell?

I’m betting any amount of dark money she will walk.

Kitty will be a popular gal in prison

I’m sorry, but “Spike it, Kitara” is hilarious.

Republicans block an attempt to expel him from Congress

They deserve him then. Fucking ridiculous.

[quote] Republicans block an attempt to expel him from Congress

R172 Of course. Some Republicans may secretly consider him a godsend to help them continue to push the boundaries of what's "acceptable" in public office, including a convicted criminal. Let's see, how might the Republicans want to use that precedent in the future? Like maybe in 2024? Hmm...

His spokesperson has resigned.

Love it:

[quote]"With respect for my colleagues, the people of New York, and most importantly, myself, I am honored to tender my resignation," Woomer said in her resignation email.

[quote]Woomer said of the departure — appearing to direct the comment toward Santos — "Unfortunately, you never took one point of professional advice given."

I want him out. But since he’s not convicted yet I don’t see how anything but referring the matter to a committee could be done. Too early to expel.

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